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Welcome to the SoftwareHouse website! Here you can learn about our company, including what we do and information about our wide variety of products! Tired of advertisements always blocking your precious websites or TV programs? Then purchase one of our professionally-made Adblocks to stop the ads in their tracks! Tired of always being late to school or business meetings? Then you only need to buy one of our TeleVPN's to be able to transport yourself anywhere instantly! Our mission in this company is to provide customers with a means of bypassing potentially frustrating events in an easy, user-friendly way!
This has been our goal since March, 1975, when our founder, Louise Jean Pierre Jacques Lausanne realized the annoyance that advertisements brought and developed an ingenious solution to the problem. Within a year our founder created a product that not only functioned properly, but also went above and beyond in aesthetics and price. The Adblock, despite its precise and out-of-the-box design, was not a smashing success like Laussane expected, and our business suffered until 1993, when the newly hired CEO, Shawn, brought a new product to the company: the TeleVPN. Using cutting-edge technology, Shawn created the solution to humanity's greatest challenge: transportation. With the TeleVPN, one's commute would be virtually nonexistant!
February is the month of sales!
Starting February 1st, many of our products have been given a discount up to 60% OFF, including but not limited to the Adblock Mini, Adblock Mega, TeleVPN 1.3 and TeleVPN 3.0!
In honor of Valentine's day, the Adblock Classic will be BOGO from February 8th to February 23rd. Buy you AND your friend an Adblock this holiday season!
Tired of driving all the way to your local SoftwareHouse outlet to get the newest Adblock or TeleVPN? Well, for just 10 more dollars, we will deliver our product directly to you, at your home, within 2 weeks! (Only available to residents of: the Antarctic Launch Zone Initiative, The Sub-sea Docking Bay, The Mars-Titan Program, etc.)
Huge News!
The new SAMMY PLUSHY DOLL will be available August 15, 20000! Decorate your home for St. Patrick's Day with the Sammy plush, an all-new, high-quality product based off of SoftwareHouse's adorable mascot, Sammy! Sammy plushes range from small, keychain-sized accesories to ginormous, 6-foot tall behemoths! Prices also start at $7 for the smallest, and are $250 for the biggest.
This year is the 23rd Anniversary of the founding of the SoftwareHouse company (formerly Adblock inc.)! Visit your local SoftwareHouse outlet today and recieve a badge to show your support for our company and the good deeds we perform regularly for the community!
