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With our wide variety of products, you're sure to find something that fits your needs!
The Adblock, developed by the founder of our company, will, as the name suggests, block ads for almost all devices you can imaginge!
The Adblock works by using its globally-patented springiness to allow for the density-compressor within the compound to polarize into a more elevated state of matter, causing the aluminum alloy to denature.
The TeleVPN is a cutting-edge technological advancement, allowing one to teleport anywhere in the world with the greatest of ease!
The TeleVPN works by triangulating your position through satellites in lower orbit and then dematerializes your molecules and transports them through a time space wormhole created by the TeleVPN's built-in Reality Fabric Modifier and creates another wormhole at the point on Earth that matches your entered latitude and longitude and transports them through our patented space-warp propulsion system and rematerializes you at the highest physical elevation at the specified coordinates, thus creating a polar, closed-loop interdimensional system that preserves your corporeal shape.
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| Product | Price | Description | Sale | link | |
| Adblock Classic | $54.99 | The original Adblock, built for ads on PCs, laptops, and smaller TVs. | Buy One Get One | Amazon.com | |
| Adblock Mini | $15.99 | Built for use on smaller screens, like a flip phone or calculator. | 60% off | Amazon.com | |
| Adblock Large | $64.99 | Built for use on larger screens, like higher-end TVs and projector boards. | 60% off | Amazon.com | |
| Adblock Mega | $149.99 | Built for use on the biggest screens possible, like jumbotrons. Also comes with a trebuchet. | 60% off | Amazon.com | |
| Adblock Telephones | $24.99 | Built for use on telephones, for when you are put on hold. | none | Amazon.com | |
| Adblock Quantum | 1 soul | Built for use on only quantum computers. **WARNING: not for use on anything else** | none | Amazon.com | |
| TeleVPN Average | $699.99 | The most popular choice for someone looking to buy a TeleVPN. | 25% off | Amazon.com | |
| TeleVPN Basic | $449.99 | The most basic, bare-bones version of the TeleVPN. Removes unnecessary functions, such as the elevation calculator, safety modulator, etc. It is also much smaller than other TeleVPN's, making it ideal for portability. | none | Amazon.com | |
| TeleVPN Advanced | $1099.99 | Contains all of the features of the TeleVPN Average, but with substantially more computing power along with some bonus features. | 30% off | Amazon.com | |
| TeleVPN Mega | $18500.01 | Industrial-sized TeleVPN, ideal for large-scale transportation for a business or community,can tranport up to and more than 2,000 cubic feet of a given resource per activation. | 2% off | **Must personally contact us to purchase this.** | |
| Insta-Wall | $199.99 | small cube that when combined with "Shawn's Smoothie" creates a 7-foot tall, 9-foot wide 10-inch thick brick wall. Can be used for various purposes. | 5% off | Amazon.com | |
| Sammy Plush | $7-250 | Sammy plushies! The Sammy Plush will be your ultimate companion in life! It's so great! IT'S AMAZING!!! | 15% on | Amazon.com | |