The Adblock Company, as it was known when it was first founded, was founded by Louise Jean Pierre Jacques Lausanne in March, 1975, became determined to create a method of easily detering Advertisements after watching over 12 ads in a row while trying to watch "Harlem Globetrotters," and he spent nearly a year crafting the perfect solution to this problem! The Adblock has globally-patented springiness to allow for the density-compressor within the compound to polarize into a more elevated state of matter, causing the aluminum alloy to denature.
Laussane was born in Albuquerque, New Mexico in the year 1958. His early life was spent watching many TV shows, from Scooby-Doo and Spider Man to H.R. Pufnstuf and Space Ghost. His childhood would have been perfect, if it hadn't have been for the pesky advertisements taking away precious time he could have spent watching his favorite TV shows. He grew slowly more resentful of them over time, and soon sought out a way to annihilate them completely, which direclty led to the creation of the Adblock company in 1975.
Laussane upheld Adblock Co for nearly two decades, and his fervor for our company helped bring it into the spotlight and served as a perfect foundation for future projects. Lausanne sadly passed away in 1993, due to unforseen complications from a disease, and a man named IV Bray became CEO, and he devoted his time to upholding the image that Lausanne spent so much time trying to create, along with a complete rebrand, changing the name of the company to SoftwareHouse. Unfortunately, during this time, sales dropped steadily, but surely. After only 4 years of serving as the CEO, Bray stepped down suddenly from his position and left the company.
The employees at SoftwareHouse were distrought at such a turmoilic era of this company, and the company was dangerously close to going bankrupt. But, just when all seemed lost, one person stepped in and single-handedly saved SoftwareHouse from complete desolation. His name was Shawn. He found our company struggling and falling apart, with mass-firings and pay-cuts occuring monthly, and proposed a ground-breaking, world-changing idea that helped SoftwareHouse regain its millions. Shawn brought the TeleVPN to SoftwareHouse, which is a miraculous device that can teleport one anywhere in the world instantaneously in a safe, user-friendly way!